So yeah. I just did a show at this skeezy redneck bar and I told a joke about butt sex. You know, cause I'm gross like that. And there was a drunk hillbilly applauding extremely enthusiastically. So of course I said something about there being a fan of butt sex in the crowd and this other drunk hillbilly yelled "Yeah buddy! I'd be clapping too but I only have one arm!"
The fuck do you say to that?