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Leave it to Trey Parker and Matt Stone to take serious issues such as 911, homeland security, and international terrorism, and make them into a ninety minute fart joke. Team America: World Police is the greatest movie of the year, if not the greatest movie of all time. Team America is the brainchild of Parker and Stone, also known as the comic masterminds of South Park. The movie is all done with puppets, but not the gay kind of puppets you see on kiddy TV. The kind of puppets that cuss, commit senseless acts of violence, and like to get naked. The movie starts out with a quiet town square in Paris. All the Frenchies are acting fruity as usual when it is revealed that a terrorist is planning on releasing a weapon of mass destruction. Before all hell breaks loose, Team America, a task force dedicated to the eradication of terrorism, storms onto the scene and blows the terrorists all to hell, while also blowing the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre to hell with them.

An hour and a half of swearing, ass-kicking, and offensive comedy ensues, leaving the viewer awestruck at the sheer genius of the Team America masterminds. Team America has to stop an evil plot by a North Korean dictator to destroy the world and make it crappy. Standing in their way are a bunch of pussies who don't like Team America's violent ways and will stop at nothing to end the reign of Team America. Led by the diabolically shitty actor Alec Baldwin, the Film Actors Guild, or F.A.G. has sworn to stop Team America before they blow up any more shit.

What makes Team America: World Police such a great movie is the serious manner in which the puppets seem to go about their daily lives while spewing profanity that puts me to shame. I have the utmost respect for Parker and Stone for being able to call the hero of the movie a "buttfucking quitter" without laughing. I know I can't do it. Hell, I can't even say "buttfuck" without giggling like a little girl. Try it. Buttfuck. Buttfuck. Buttfuck. Nope, couldn't do it.

Another dimension Parker and Stone gave to Team America was the inclusion of song. Imagine a drunk country singer wailing that freedom has a "big fucking price" or a little Korean man singing about how he's such a "rearry ronery guy." But no song is better than the theme. I found myself pumped up time and again when I heard the singer start singing "America, fuck yeah." Another hit for Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Fuck yeah.

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