OH MY GOD!!!! THE SWINE FLU IS GOING TO GET US!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!?! THOSE GOD DAMN MEXICANS GOT US ALL SICK!!!! HIDE!!!! THE SWINE FLU'S COMING!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! PEOPLE ARE DROPPING LIKE FLIES IN MEXICO THEREFORE WE'RE GOING TO DIE HERE EVEN THOUGH IF WE GET SICK WE DON'T HAVE TO HOP ON OUR DONKEY AND RIDE 150 MILES TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!!! OH MY GOD!!! I JUST COUGHED!!!! IT'S THE SWINE FLU!!! I'VE GOT IT!!!! DAMN THOSE MEXICANS AND THEIR SWINE FLU!!! I'M DYING!!!! TELL MAMA I'M SORRY!!!! I'LL SEE YOU SOON GRANDPA JOE!!! SAVE ME A SEAT NEXT TO JESUS!!!