When I left work New Year's Eve, a lot of people really pissed me off, and they don't even realize it. I think three or four different people said "See you next year." I don't know how many times people have said this to me over the years, and to all of you who have said this, I have only one thing to say.
Do you assholes actually think you're funny? Is this really supposed to make me laugh? And when I don't laugh, people explain it to me, like they assume since I didn't laugh, I didn't get it. I know that January 1st is technically a different year than the day before it, I got it, it just isn't funny. I used to think that joke was funny, but then something happened. I turned seven. It's kind of like the joke that every single family sitcom uses at least once where somebody needs to call 911 and then somebody asks what the number is. That joke wasn't funny the first time I heard it and it still isn't funny eight million uses later. It's just more annoying every time I hear it.
When people used to do the "See you next year" thing, it was tolerable. But the problem is, every year I hear the same fucking joke at least three or four times. Even if I heard a funny joke three or four times a year, it would lose its humor appeal after the second or third time. Kind of like the old joke about how you fit three gay guys on a barstool. It was funny the first time, but I hear that damn joke at least once every five or six months. Get some new material. There should be a law that if you say "See you next year" on New Year's Eve, you should lose the privilege of talking for one year. Talking is a privilege, not a right, and if you abuse it by saying stupid shit that does nothing but piss me off, you should lose that privilege.
shitheads still think saying "See you next year" on New Year's Eve is funny