people think the fact I am not paid to review movies is a damn shame because I am always right
Here you will find my reviews of various things, whether they be movies, CD's I've recently listened to, television shows, infomercials, televangelists' sermons, books, dining experiences, my new boxers, or anything else I feel the urge to review. You can thank me after you choose to buy (or not buy) anything I might reccomend (or not reccomend).
Finding a shitty movie (4-19-05)
American Dad is NOT the same show as Family Guy (2-18-05)
movies that prove that everyone is retarded but me (2-10-05)
worst Super Bowl ever (2-9-05)
Napoleon Dynamite: proof that any dumbass can make a movie (1-24-05)
The Manchurian Candidate: cranky bitches, ugly bitches, and incest (12-26-04)
Woodland Critter Christmas: best South Park ever (12-21-04)
Blade Trinity: how to ruin a good movie franchise (12-9-04)
The Punisher: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Ultimate Revenge (12-3-04)
King Arthur: too little cleavage to save this movie (11-30-04)
Alexander: the homo who would be king (11-25-04)
Team America: fuck yeah (11-20-04)
fuck the wonder years (11-16-04)
five shitty family tv shows and why they suck (11-15-04)
The Job: a hit woman in crisis (11-15-04)
people think the fact I am not paid to review movies is a damn shame because I am always right