So I decided recently that I needed a change of some sort in my life. But I'm also lazy so really the only change I could think of that I am actually motivated enough to pull off would be getting a goatee. Since that actually takes less effort than shaving everything off all the time I figured I'd give it a shot and see if I like it. I've never had a full goatee before but I've always been a little afraid to go all out actually getting one because every time I don't shave for a few days it starts itching and kinda stinks. But this time I figured what the hell. I'll just go for it and see what happens.
Well, it's been a few weeks now and I have to say, I'm not impressed. It's itchy, it's been very slow to fill in evenly, and least impressive of all, it's really curly and disgusting. It looks like pubic hair. That's right. I have fucking pubes on my face. It's just awesome. I should have a really deep cleft surgically put in my chin to give me a really distinct double chin. Then it would look like I have two hairy balls on my face. I would never be allowed out in public ever again.
Oh yeah, and the assholes at my apartment complex decided I had too nice of a view out my windows, so they hacked down all the trees and are putting in a new building for more tenants, which is funny considering at no point since I have lived here have they actually had all the apartments they do have filled. And now they're at the point of the proceedings where they're spreading manure out as fertilizer. Not sure why because they aren't trying to grow anything except another apartment building. But it's really great because now my apartment smells like the fucking 4-H barn at the county fair.
What a great fucking day.