If anybody sees that "Pants on the ground" asshole from American Idol, please give him a kick in the balls for me. I hate that man so much. But I hate the assholes who sing that shit and then laugh hysterically even more. I would rather whittle off my testicles one at a time with a butter knife than ever hear that fucking shit ever again. That song makes me want to punt kittens. It's not funny. It's not fucking funny. It's annoying as shit and gets more annoying every time some shit-brained asshole who thinks they're funny repeats it.
I want to kill all those people. But not just kill them. I want to tie them up. Then stuff them into their own oven. Then turn the oven on as high as it will go. Then pour gasoline all around said oven. Then light a match, throw it on the oven, and sing that song while they scream in terrible, fiery agony so they know just how much pain I'm in every time someone sings that fucking song.
That's what I want to do. I think I'll put it on my bucket list.