women think I'm just a bitter asshole
I recently read an article on "myths" men have about women. The begining of the article claimed women were far more mysterious and deep than men give them credit for. Yeah, keep dreaming bitch. The main problem with the article is that all of the "myths" discussed, are largely true. If such beliefs about women are untrue, how is it men come to believe them? This is just a wild guess on my part, but could it be that they are actually more true than women would like to admit? Could it be that the reason men have these stereotypes about women because women demonstrate these behaviors, thus reinforcing the sterotypes about women? Steroetypes don't create themselves. There is usually at least some bit of truth behind them. And before you write and call me sexist, I'm sure a lot of the stereotypes about men are largely true as well. I just don't have any experience dating men, so I wouldn't know. Below I've listed some of the more common stereotypes about women and why they are true, whether you ho's like it or not. Now of course there are always exceptions, but by and large the following statements about women are true.
Women are attracted to assholes, rather than nice guys as they claim.
This is probably the most true of all stereotypes about women. Women always complain about not being able to find a "nice guy" but the fact is, when they have a nice guy staring them in the face, they shoot him down, then go to a bar and go home with some random stranger, then call the nice guy the next day and tell them how they can't believe what an asshole the guy is they slept with on the first date. Do you know how many times I've heard the classic turn-down line "You're a nice guy but..." According to what women claim to be attracted to, there should never be a "but." If a nice guy is the number one thing you're looking for, you wouldn't turn a guy down after achknowledging what a great guy he is. I've also heard the classic "You would make a great boyfriend for somebody else." This is the nicest way of slapping a guy in the face as women have come up with so far. Here, the female actually says that the guy would be a good mate, and then declines his offer. If he would be such a swell boyfriend, why are you letting him go? Do you not want a good boyfriend? No, the fact is, women want somebody who has money and/or looks. So poor, ugly people like me are just S.O.L. when it comes to the dating game.
I usually explain this to people by likening being a nice guy to a higher-level college class. I think women truly do want a nice guy, BUT they want to find a rich or good-looking nice guy, not a completely average nice guy. Being rich or good-looking is like the prerequisites you have to have in order to take a higher level class. You may be good enough to pass that class, but you need the prerequisites to even get in. Just like you may very well be a nice guy, but if you don't have money or looks, you won't even get consideration.
Another thing that pisses me off is that women claim they want to meet a nice guy and then go to a bar or frat party to meet one. How fucking stupid can you be? The nice guys are not at bars and frat parties. The only guys looking to meet women at frat parties and bars are generally manwhores looking for a piece of ass, not a long-term relationship. If you insist on meeting nice guys at bars, pick out the loser sitting by himself looking like a dildo. He's probably the nicest guy in the building. Not the asshole who's dancing with five different women and is a smooth talker.
Women are easily won over with gifts.
Once again, this is true. Flowers are the closest thing we have to a relationship "Get out of jail free" card. And even if you don't claim to like flowers, as some women don't, I'm betting there is something else (jewelry, stuffed animals, etc.) that would make you instantly forgive a man no matter how insensitive he was. One of my highschool friends was hitting on his girlfriend's best friend right in front of her. She wouldn't talk to him for two days. On the third, she got flowers and instantly forgave him because he was so sweet. I once knew a girl who took back her multiple-time cheating boyfriend after he bought her a stuffed bear and a box of candy. And then there was the girl who met a guy in a coffee shop. While talking to him, she got a call on her cell phone that her grandmother had just died. The guy laughed at her when she started crying and told her to stop being a baby about it. The next day he bought her flowers and she fucked him. I think there is actually something about the smell of flowers that kills brain cells in women. Either that or they're just dumb to begin with.
Women are very stubborn when they feel they are punishing a mate.
Women a lot of times feel the need to punish their significant other for the things they do. The problem is, they stick to their decided punishment regardless of whether they're actually mad or not, just to prove a point. If a woman says she's mad at you and isn't talking to you for the rest of the day, then by God, she isn't talking to you the rest of the day, whether or not she's still mad ten minutes later.
One time my ex needed to drop something off and I was driving, so when she got out of the car, I drove away as a joke. Immature, yes, but I only went around the block and a minute later she was back in the car. She laughed about it but said that if I ever did it again she would walk home. A couple months later in a similar situation where I had the car running, but stopped as she was walking to the car, my foot slipped off the brake pedal. The car moved maybe one inch forward and then I got my foot back on the brake. She started walking home and I had to drive next to her on the street for three blocks explaining to her that it was an accident and begging her to get in the car before she would even look at me. Her point of view was that she told me she was walking home if it ever happened again, she, and it had happend (accidentally or not didn't matter to her) so she was walking home.
And then there was the time I said something in a joking manner and she got offended, so I asked her how long she was going to pretend to be mad at me. She said just for that she wasn't speaking to me for the rest of the night. That was one of the most peaceful nights of our relationship because I didn't have to listen to her bitch for the rest of the night.
Women use sex to get what they want.
The problem with sex is that it's inherently uneven in the ditribution of the benefits. Most women do not have vaginal orgasms so they could give a crap whether you have sex or not. Not all women, mind you, just most. Some women, on the other hand, have multiple orgasms every time they have sex. But for the most part, women do not orgasm during sexual intercourse. The man is going to get more pleasure out of it than the woman, so if they hold out, you're going to be the one that's hurting from it, not them. This can create a dangerous imbalance of the power in a relationship.
Women claim they don't use sex to get what they want, but oh, they use sex to get what they want. If they want a new pet, they cut you off. If they want new carpet, they cut you off.If you got them a shitty anniversary present, they cut you off. If they want you to do something around the house, they cut you off. If they want you to let them speak without first raising their hand, they cut you off. And since most men are driven largely by the urges of their penis, women get a lot of things this way.
Now naturally I don't have to worry about this problem because I'm so damn good that I have women literally beating down my door to have sex with me, but for most men, this can be trouble. So for those men, here's what you do. If your woman tells you that she isn't putting out until she gets what she wants, you inform her that she doesn't get to eat until she puts out. This can create a problem since women spend more time in the kitchen than men, but this can be easily corrected by putting padlocks on your refridgerator and cupboards. Tell her you'll take them off just as soon as you get laid. Secondly, don't be afraid to beat off to prove that you don't need her. If a prolonged standoff ensues, don't be afraid to tell her that if she doesn't put out, you'll have to go to nudie bars and adult bookstores for your carnal pleasure. If your wife comes home to find you spanking it to a porno, she's more likely to realize that you are not about to cave.
Women are manipulative
Sex isn't the only way women know how to get what they want. They often try to play clever mind games, such as telling you that the two of you are equals, or that her opinion is important also. Nothing could be further from the truth. Remember, men, you are in charge. Be certain to make sure you both know who wears the pants. For example, to reinforce the notion that your needs are superior to hers, when you catch your woman watching Lifetime on your TV, go over to where she's sitting, grab the remote, and switch to a football game or a boxing match instead. Or, if she makes something you don't like for dinner, correct her. For example, you don't like roast, and she brings a roast to the dinner table. Pick it up, walk over to the trash basket, throw the roast away, and give her a package of ground beef instead. She should get the hint. I'm so helpful.
women think I'm just a bitter asshole