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Angelina Jolie is fucking hot. In fact, I think it's safe to say she may be even hotter than the Little Mermaid, and she isn't even animated. And she's of legal age. Even though she is in a lot of crappy movies, I watch them just to stare at her for two hours. I mean let's face it, who actually thought Tomb Raider had a good plot? Even the game would never have been played if they didn't have such an animated hottie as the star. Let's all face it, the only reason any of us watched Tomb Raider is to see this.
Now be honest here, who was actually paying attention to what happened in that movie? The only thing I remember about that movie besides this gorgeous specimen was that her ex-boyfriend was a deuche bag and he had dumped her. Why the hell would you dump that? I tell you why, because you're fucking stupid. God that's an awesome picture. I may need to spend a few minutes alone here.
Okay, so anyway back to how amazingly hot Angelina Jolie is. She's fucking hot. I mean look at her. Not a single imperfection anywhere on her. God damn. This article is going to take me forever to write because I keep scrolling back up to stare at that picture. So anyway the moral of the story is that Angelina Jolie is fucking hot and I want to do her. That's really about all I have to say about that.