If I nailed Kirsten Dunst, I think I'd wear a Spiderman costume so it'd be like I was Spiderman. Only I'd be a fat Spiderman without any powers or motivation. And I'd wear the black suit from Spiderman 3 since it's so much more badass than the blue and red one. And she'd have to have red hair and look like she did in the first movie since that was her hottest one. Plus I've never banged a hot redhead before so that would be cool. And I'd be all like...on second thought why don't I just show you what it'd be like? It would go a little something like this...
Yeah, that would be awesome.