Halloween is a scary time. So in honor of that, here are 15 things that scare me this Halloween.
1. People are still watching MTV.
2. Since Jerry Springer has been on "Dancing with the Stars," his show has slipped to such a low level that the show is hosted by Steve, who, rather than talk about lesbians and white trash cheating on each other, talks with people about their feelings and how to get their lives straightened out.
3. The fact that Jerry Springer is even on "Dancing with the Stars."
4. The reality TV fad hasn't worn itself out yet, and seems to be getting stronger.
5. Kevin Costner is still making movies.
6. Some people actually think Family Guy is better than South Park.
7. They're giving Paris Hilton parts in movies.
8. Kevin Federline is recording music.
9. I'm about to officially leave the 18-24 age bracket, making me officially an adult to every government, marketing, and survey company in the country.
10. My apartment is now being decorated for holidays.
11. There's actually a Leonardo DiCaprio movie out I want to see.
12. The U.S. soccer team loses to teams of poor island boys...and people actually care.
13. Adam Sandler is still trying to be funny again.
14. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are still recording under the same name, rather than admit they are nowhere near the band they were 20 years ago and just rename themselves. I suggest the Middle Aged Chili Peppers.
15. I just made a Halloween-themed article.