dumbasses are going to go out and do one of these
Look for bomb-building instructions on the internet.
Park in a fire lane.
Steal handicapped stickers out of cars.
Throw marbles on the ground in front of somebody who is using a walker.
Physically assault a senior citizen in a retirement home.
Turn the oven on to 400 degrees. When it gets up to temperature, open the door and place your hand firmly around the oven rack.
Hire a prostitute. Be sure you get one of the cheap eighteen year olds you can find on the street corner. And be certain you do not use a condom. Sex with prostitutes is so much better without condoms.
Smoke crack.
Turn your neighbor's pet in to a local animal control center and tell them it has rabies.
Have unprotected sex with a complete stranger.
Steal a gun from a gun store.
Throw a donut at a police officer.
Kidnap someone and hold them for ransom.
Do intravenous drugs with a used needle.
Try to set the world record for blood alcohol level.
Cut all of a hospital's power lines.
Rob a bank.
Sexually assault yourself with a cucumber.
Go to a local elementary school and pass out marijuana.
While you're there, beat up some third graders and steal their lunch money.
Break into a police station and streak butt naked through the building singing "Fuck the police, fuck the police, fuck, fuck, fuck the police."
Kill and eat an animal that's a member of an endangered species.
Litter in a national park.
Slash ambulance tires.
Fill out a fraudulent application for welfare.
TP a stranger's house.
Steal from the offering plate at a church.
Vandalize a public building.
Go into a library and tear pages out of books one by one.
Knock over a display of fruit at the grocery store, then slip on it and sue them.
Take a dump in a school's ventilation system.
Steal from a non-profit organization.
Shoplift something you could easily pay for.
Eat at an expensive restaurant and then walk out without paying, flipping off your server as you leave.
Crash a wedding and run up behind the bride, grab her boobs, and start making out with her.
Spray paint your name, address, and phone number on somebody's house.
Break someone's tail lights with a baseball bat.
Get in a car accident. This is especially fun if you are drunk or high.
Buy alcohol for a minor.
Buy LSD for a minor.
Cheat on your significant other with one of their family members.
Cheat on your significant other with one of your family members.
Flip off your boss and kick them in the crotch.
Go to a gym, find the guy with the biggest muscles and call him a fag.
Find a business that collects money for a charity that helps handicapped kids. Steal the handicapped kids' money.
Wipe your ass with sandpaper.
Go to a radio station. Run into the room where they record live and yell obscenities into the microphone.
Beat up poor people at a grocery store and steal their food stamps.
Run over animals with your car.
Hit a person with your car, then roll down the window, laugh at them, and drive away.
I'm sure you can think of a lot more adventurous things to do, but these should get you started. Now you're well on your way to kicking boredom's ass.
dumbasses are going to go out and do one of these