Feelings piss me off. I am so fucking tired of people and their God damn feelings. People are always bitching to me about their fucking feelings as though I give a rat's ass. Guess what? I don't give a shit about you or your feelings. If it were up to me, the word "feelings" would be a dirty word. Hey, you know what? From now on, on my web site, it is a cuss word and will be censored. F**lings. There, that's better.
You people just don't understand how tired I am of people and their damn f**lings. I'm talking to a friend, having a good time, maybe a few laughs, and all of a sudden, they want to talk about their f**lings. I'm on World of Warcraft killing a dragon and then, someone starts talking about their f**lings. I'm watching old Futurama episodes, and the phone rings and it's my mom wanting to talk about her f**lings. I'm lining up to kick the game-winning field goal in a game of NCAA Football, and my fiance walks into the room wanting to talk about her f**lings. I think video games must give off invisible f**ling-inducing gamma rays, because I swear to God, every time I turn on my PS2, all of a sudden my fiance has a f**ling she wants to talk about.
The thing that baffles me about the whole thing is that I really don't care about anyone's damn f**lings. Seriously, I don't care if your boyfriend is cheating, your kid failed a test, your dog has fleas, you got crabs from that one night stand, or anything else that may be happening. I don't give a donkey's scrotum about your problems. From now on, when you want to talk to me, unless it's about sports, video games, or naked chicks, I don't care. I just don't fucking care, so just shut the hell up. Dammit, all this talk about f**lings is pissing me off. I'm going to watch me a porno. Boobies will make me feel better.