So i'm tirng again. Whoah that was fucked up i was tryghinb to say i'm drunk again. There, gotgot to change my fonts and sizes anbd shit. I alwasy forget to do that when I'm drunk, So anyway I had the geatest gufkvcin idea ever tonight. So i was at the bar watching m,y brother-on-law pay a gig, which is gucking awersome when you're drunk, let me tell you. What the uck was i saying?
Ohg yeahg I was watching him pay and i knocked over my beer bottle and my iwfe saif to be careful because I was going to know it over and break it or some shit. Andsoi asid "hry, it's my beert bottle. I paud good kmoney ofr it, i can break it id i want to . WHich is kind of a lie since my wief paid for it since i didn't have nay money since i have direct depisit so i only have money whjen i take it out of the bank. So yeahm ui was my fucking beer bottle./ So i told her it was my beer bottle and i could break it i i damn well wanted to break it. It's mine. i said hell i coul even shoove it up my own asshole if i weanted to.
SO then ti got my brilliant ducking idea. What i f I jstuck that beer bottle between my b utt checks and then farted into it. Then i could pt the botle cap on t and have one of my farts in a bottle. But the bartendewr had the bottle cap because they take it off becase they figure drunk caassholes like me can' t work a botle ca p when they're drunk anyhow . WHich is probably smart because i can't even work my own cock when iu'm drunk/ Ap so waht the fuck was i talking abnout? Oh yteah, my fart in a bottle. So yeah, i could fart in a bottle and then sell that shit on e bay. I bety somebody would pay good money for farts on ebay. CDause my arts are fuckin awesome. I bet i could get like a hundred dollars for one of my farts. And maybe a blowjob from some rea,lly grateful female customer whos gopt some whoeird freaky fart fetish. God damn i get hrny when ui'm drunk. SO yeah, there's my brilliant dfucking idea. if any of youy ashole steal it without giving me roytalties i'm going tro see you for every penny you're worth. I mean suee you. I mean seeu you. fkcu it.
people are going to start bottling their farts to try and sell them on eBay