OH MY GOD!!!! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER!!! NONE OF THE OTHER ELECTIONS WE'VE EVER HAD HAVE EVER MEANT ANYTHING BEFORE UNTIL THIS ONE, THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT THIS ELECTION IS! EVERYBODY HAS TO VOTE BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION EVER! IF PEOPLE DON'T VOTE THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMMUNISTS AND I HOPE THEY GO TO PRISON AND GET BUTT-RAPED TO DEATH BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION THERE WILL EVER BE FOR ANYTHING IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF TIME! OH MY GOD OHIO IS GOING TO DECIDE THE ELECTION! THEY ALREADY KNOW HOW EVERY OTHER STATE IS GOING TO VOTE BUT WE DONT KNOW ABOUT OHIO SO EVERYONE FROM OHIO BETTER VOTE BECAUSE IT'S ALL UP TO OHIO!
OH MY GOD OBAMA'S BLACK! THEY NOMINATED A BLACK GUY! WE COULD HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT OH MY GOD! I BET IF HE GETS ELECTED HE'LL GET ASSASSINATED! DID YOU KNOW HIS GRANDMOTHER DIED? THEY SAID SHE JUST DIED TWO DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION! THAT'S SUCH A COINCIDENCE THAT HIS GRANDMA WHO WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM DIED TWO DAYS BEFORE THE ELECTION! I BETTER VOTE FOR HIM NOW BECAUSE HIS GRANDMA DIED!
OH MY GOD MCCAIN IS LIKE THREE HUNDRED YEARS OLD! I BET IF HE GETS ELECTED HE'S GOING TO DIE OF A HEART ATTACK BEFORE HIS TERM IS UP! THEN WE'D HAVE SARAH PALIN! SHE'S A CHICK! SHE'S HOT! I'D FUCK HER! I BET IF SHE WAS PRESIDENT AND WE GOT IN A WAR, SHE'D JUST FUCK THE OTHER COUNTRY'S LEADER AND THE WAR WOULD BE OVER BECAUSE SHE'S HOT! I DIDN'T KNOW LADY POLITICIANS COULD BE HOT BUT I'D DEFINATELY DO HER!
I BET OBAMA IS GOING TO WIN BECAUSE MY THREE FRIENDS SAID THEY WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR OBAMA AND MY FAVORITE NEWS STATION SAID OBAMA IS GOING TO WIN! YOU CAN REALLY TRUST NEWS SHOWS ON THINGS LIKE THAT BECAUSE THEY'RE OBJECTIVE! THAT'S HOW WE KNOW THE REPUBLICANS CHEATED LAST TIME! THE NEWS STATIONS SAID KERRY WAS GOING TO WIN BUT THEN BUSH WON SO THE REPUBLICANS CHEATED SO THEY COULD KEEP GIVING ALL OUR TAX MONEY TO OUR OIL COMPANIES! OH MY GOD GAS IS ONLY $2.00 TODAY! I BETTER FILL UP MY TANK! MY CAR'S PRETTY BIG! THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR ME TO FUCK SARAH PALIN IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY CAR! SHE'S HOT! OH MY GOD!!!