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Well, it took a record long time to finish, but the votes are finally in for this year's Celebrity Whore Championship. And for the second year in a row, Paris Hilton didn't win. I know, I'm shocked too. But frankly, I think a win was long overdue for Courtney Love who has been a celebrity whore for longer than Paris has been alive. Actually the most accurate way I've ever heard anyone describe Courtney Love was as a "glorified groupie." Hey, if the shoe fits.

And you can't call this a fluke either. In what can only be described as a feat of slut-tacular proportions, Courtney defeated both Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan (both former champions) in head-to-head matchups. So once again congratulations for being the biggest whore in Hollywood and the worst influence on yound girls everywhere.