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The nominations are in, and it's time to list the 32 celebrity whores to be entered into this year's Celebrity Whore Championship. Before I get to the list, I'll address a few nominations who did not make this year's cut. First, Brad Pitt was not included because, well, he's a guy. He may be a whore, but at this time I'm not including manwhores because it just isn't as much fun to ridicule them. Second, I didn't choose Rachael Ray for the field because I had no idea who the hell she was. Third, I agree that Hillary Clinton is a bitch, but this is the Celebrity Whore Championship, not the Celebrity Bitch Championship, so nominating someone for being a bitch isn't going to make the list. And now, without further ado, the 32 entrants in this year's Celebrity Whore Championship...

 

Paris Hilton - Will this be the year someone finally topples the 2-time Celebrity Whore Champion?

Jessica Alba - Still trying to figure out how she's managed to have a career without any real talent or memorable performances in anything.

Carmen Electra

Mila Kunis - "That Italian chick from That 70's Show. She's done a lot of really slutty pictures and she just looks like a whore" - Mike. (She's not actually Italian, but who's keeping score?)

Fergie - "She has to be a whore to do something like "London Bridge"" - Lisa

Kelly Osborne

Cameron Diaz

Pamela Anderson - In some sad news, apparently her role in the movie "Borat" cost Pam her marriage to white trash musician Kid Rock. Apparently, the movie makes Pam look like a shameless whore, which upset Kid Rock deeply. After he, he married someone who was famous for a sex tape and running in slow-mo while wearing a wet bikini, not someone who was famous for being a whore.

Britney Spears - Britney Spears made CWC history this year by becoming the first ever bald entrant into the competition.

Drew Barrymore

Mariah Carey

Jessica Simpson - For someone who has tried so hard to convince the world of her innocence, she has sure spent a lot of time making herself into a sex object.

Anna Kournikova - Possibly the most famous rack in sports history.

Shakira

Halle Berry

Courtney Love

Christina Aguilera

Beyonce Knowles

Tara Reid

Madonna

Nicole Richie - "I noticed you've had Paris Hilton both years but not Nicole yet. You have to include her this time so she doesn't feel left out." - Kevin

Pink

Eva Longoria

Janet Jackson

Angelina Jolie - Last year she gave Paris a run for her money? Will this be the year she brings home the trophy?

Jennifer Lopez

Scarlet Johhanson

Heidi Klum

The Olsen Twins - I think I can still them both as one person. Until one of them does something to distinguish them self from the other, they're all the same person to me.

Lil Kim

Lindsey Lohan

Jenny McCarthy - I hear she's writing books on motherhood now. I think it's a good idea. After all, whores get pregnant a lot and who better to give them advice than a whore who's already been through it?

 

Well there you have it. All the entrants in this year's Celebrity Whore Championship. Keep checking back every day to vote for your favorite Celebrity Whores until we have crowned a winner. Thanks for the nominations and good luck to all the whores.