I'm just going to start shaving my fucking head. I'm so fucking tired of going to get a fucking haircut and some fucking overweight bitch spends the entire time prattling on about anything and everything that happens to enter her mind. I don't care about your boyfriend, your shitty job, or your homosexual dog. I just don't care. When I go to get a haircut, I'm going to :gasp: GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT. I'm not going to chit-chat with some random bitch who just wants someone to talk to. Talk to the other overweight bitches there, because I don't care. And they always try to look so fucking fashionable. Frilly fucking blouses and multi-colored scarves and other such fancy-fucking shit to try and get people to pay attention to anything but the size of their ass and the fact they don't have an interesting thought in their entire fucking brain.