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Why is it celebrities always assume that just because they have one highly marketable talent, good looks, and money, they can do anything? Professional athletes assuming they can rap, rappers assuming they can act, actors assuming they can play rock music, the list goes on and on. The latest to come to my attention is Britney Spears' newest goal in life. She's done the marriage thing. A couple times. The whole taking off time from her career to make a family wore off. She's been more involved in the business side of her music, but that's starting to get boring. So where does her newest passion lie?

It's all about this new outlook she has on life. She wants to be a "master." You see, a true "master" is always content with what he or she is doing. You can never tell if a "master" is working or playing because it's all the same to a "master" because they enjoy whatever they happen to be doing at the time. This philosophy sounds like Buddhism's retarded little brother. The reason she wanted to be more involved in the business side of her career was so she could enjoy it more. So she can't even get her own life philosophy straight. The core of the philosophy is that you should accept what you are doing, so she immediately changes what it is she's doing. So anyway, she decided she's bored with her new career and wants to do something different with her life. So what inspired her to pursue this change?

CSI. Britney Spears wants to be a forensic scientist. Pardon me while I laugh uncontrollably.

Apparently Mrs. Spears (or whatever the hell she wants to be called) seriously wants to go to college and get a degree in forensic science because of the inspiration she has received watching CSI. The same woman who had two spur-of-the-moment weddings last year now wants to dedicate herself to college long enough to become a forensic scientist. Something tells me she either takes her horoscopes or fortune cookies entirely too seriously.

I did some digging into this story and I found out some very interesting news. Britney Spears is actually going to be a regular on CSI next year. I have a copy of a story board from the first episode.

I might watch that show with the sound off. God that bitch is so fucking stupid. Don't get me wrong, I'd still do her.

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people might actually watch CSI if Britney Spears trotted around in skimpy outsits on it