best.....email.....ever (new email)(7-25-06)
why won't you make fun of coldplay? (new email)(7-25-06)
coldplay sucks (new email)(7-18-06)
watching people act like assholes on TV (7-11-06)
superman returns: questions (7-3-06)
things dumbasses say to try and convince people they're smart (6-27-06)
the da vinci code: how to make a shitty movie and insult my intelligence at the same time (5-22-06)
why getting haircuts pisses me off (6-16-06)
ask randy" is college a waste? (5-7-06)
ask randy: i want to do this hot whore with hot boobs (4-27-06)
the final results of the Celebrity Whore Championship (4-27-06)
13 reasons everyonw should wath "V for Vendetta" (4-17-06)
Isaac Hayes is a hypocritical fartknocker (3-16-06)
scientific proof of which gender has better taste (2-13-06)
she won't stop asking me out (new email)(1-28-06)
my world has been turned upside-down (1-28-06)
an apology to those of the Southern persuasion (1-20-06)
why foreigners shuld not have jobs speaking with the general public (1-5-06)
the word "athlete" has two syllables, dumbass (1-1-06)
2005: a crappy year in review (1-1-06)