Josh writes:
Hey man, love the site. You're funny as hell and smart as hell too. Now that I've totally kissed your ass. Can you write something about how much Coldplay sucks? They're that shitty English band with shitty whiny hippie music that always ends up on MTV. They're really annoying and they seem like someone you'd hate too, since we seem to have a lot of the same tastes. So what do you say? Will you make fun of Coldplay for me?
-Josh, California
Pay attention, because this is very important. No.