Yesterday, former president Bill Clinton spoke at the dedication of the new presidential library in Washington named after him. Apparently, American officials want Bill Clinton's name to be synonymous with the American presidency because porking fat chicks and lying about it is very important to the American people. The caption I saw online said "Clinton Braves Rain to Dedicate New Library." Below is a picture from the ceremony.
How in the hell is he braving the rain? He has somebody holding an umbrella for him. What's the matter Bill? Don't want to get wet? Are you less appealing to fat chicks when you're wet? YOU'RE A PUSSY!
Umbrellas are gay. Only homos use umbrellas. If you're too much of a pussy to deal with a little rain, then you deserve to have your penis chopped off. Women can use umbrellas because they are inherently weak and they can't help it. But men have no excuses for using umbrellas. When I was a little kid my mom would always give me an umbrella to take to school. And I never used it because even when I was a little kid I was more of a man than Clinton. But not Clinton. Oh no, he's way too precious to get rained on. Isn't that right Billy? Hell why don't you get a pair of mittens and earmuffs while you're at it? Maybe your mommy will knit her little Billy a scarf to keep the cold off your precious face.
And this is the man who was commander-in-chief of our military. This blubbering vagina who's afraid of getting wet was telling Army Rangers and Navy Seals what to do. You would sure as hell never see an Army Ranger with a fucking umbrella. Rangers are real men. They'll march for miles on end over treacherous, sniper-infested terrain with heavy packs in rain, snow, sleet, whatever, but Billy here needs an umbrella because God forbid he get wet. He isn't even man enough to wipe a Ranger's ass, and he was telling them what to do.
And he couldn't even hold his own damn umbrella, he had to get somebody to do it for him. Gee, that's the job I want. Bill Clinton's umbrella holder. I wonder who that guy had to sleep with to get that prestigious job. Or maybe his fat wife put on a blue dress for Clinton so he could get the job. This is why Arnold Schwarzenegger should be president. He's a real man. You would never see him with a fucking umbrella. In fact, if Arnold had seen Clinton with his little fairy umbrella, he would have called him a girlie man and kicked his ass. Arnold is fucking awesome.
people are ashamed of the fact that a sexual dviant who is afraid of water was our commander-in-chief