The following is the single greatest fan mail I have ever received. Christos, all the way from Greece (I think) writes in the following:
Hello Randy from acrappywebsite.com. My name is Christos. I live in Greece and I accidentally found your website in a search engine while I was make some study. The finding of your website me gave a lot of laughters, but the research to me took much more because this, but this o.k.. has returned in your website certain times from then and you appear always to have something joke it says. You are writing It is cutting of the edge. You are enough intelligent and you are not been afraid to say precisely what in your brain, and this make for certain pleasant reading. So much big part of your writing me made the laughter until harmed my sides. Love one of all my was Randy vs the Shit of death. Laughed so much hard I fell from chair. I enjoy how also you realise that Angelina Jolie is beautiful. I think also that she is beautiful. A lot of persons in Greece think that she are enough beautiful also. I can occupy because that you want her to do. I think it are funny in how you want have with relation characters from the Disney cinema. It very unmature of we but i on agreement with that is Ariel of the hot Disney woman.
I think that it is joke when you pretend you are sexual. Perhaps you are real sexual, but do not know. Have fiance thus I do not think you are sexual, but are still a lot of joke sexual certain from the things you say. As your proposals with regard to how to take from to see the cinemas with your girlfriend or your list of all important completions the women have made in the society. Very humor. Even my wife laughed in this. Even if she are women.
My wif likes you're site also. She said in with in order to it says hello to you also for her whhen I wrote you. Her best thing you wrote was for all the things your Mom said that had from Satan. She said her your sounds mom precisely as her mom and that it should they are met. She says that they would be big friends.
think also that it is joke when discovered you liked the Lord of rings. That are my best cinemas and think that it is good that we like the same things. A lot of the persons Greece are of liking the Lord of rings cinemas. Appear you as a a lot of type of amusement person and if you are always in Greece you should you say hello. My wife and I would cure you in certain authentic Greek cooker. I know that you will like. My wife is most excellent cook. Thus perhaps one day you will come in Greece and you will take you meet your fans in Greece. We say in our friends that know how they can read the English typing for you and up to now you have the parts of fans in Greece. Maintain the good work and render jokes more reading for us. Thanks and the God you bless.
-Christos
I couldn't have said it better myself.
-randy
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