I don't care what all the scientists and technology buffs say. Civilization peaked during the days of cave men. Think about it. What has all the technology we've developed really done to better our lives? The only useful technology we have come up with is the television, the computer, and video games. And if they had never been invented, we wouldn't know what we were missing. All technology has done is raise our standard of living, but the problem is, as the standard of living increases, so does the average amount of work we do. Most responsible adults (unless you were lucky enough to be born wealthy) have to slave away five or six days a week at some bullshit job they can't stand. Of course, some people enjoy their work, but they are the exception to the rule. For every person who gets their dream job of working with children or developing video games, there are a thousand people stuck behind some desk kissing ass for a living or cleaning shit off the bathroom walls. What kind of life is it when you spend nearly half of your waking hours doing shit you hate just so you can pay the rent? Well I for one say fuck that. That is why I have decided civilization has gone straight to hell since the heyday of the caveman.
Cavemen spent the vast majority of their waking time doing nothing at all. In hunting and gathering societies, do you really think cavemen spent forty-plus hours a week finding food and shelter? Hell no. The most time you would spend is if you were part of a nomadic tribe and were on the move. If you hunted, you would grab your trusty club, track a few animals a couple hours a week, beat the hell out of them with your club, and then cook their asses. If you were gathering it was even easier because plants can't run away or fight back. The hardest part was finding edible plants, but once you find them you picked and ate. You take a little time to find a cave to keep you out of the elements, and for the rest of the week you were free to do whatever the hell you pleased. You could sleep, have sex, play with your kids, or have fun beating small animals with your club. Now you may say that would get boring, but I would rather spend my time beating cute little animals with a club than working. Call me crazy.
And clubs just kick so much ass. I'm not even a caveman but I want a club. Maybe I'll ask for one for Christmas. Nothing asserts your masculinity like beating the shit out of someone or something with a blunt object. And they would come in especially handy if you came across a gorgeous woman you wanted to bone. Observe:
Would that be handy or what? I should have had a club in high school.
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