A few weeks ago, I got some bitchy email from some angry, man-hating dyke, which you can read by clicking here. So I responded, pissed her off, and she wrote back in another email which you can read by clicking here. So then I happened to go a couple weeks without checking my email and this is what I came back to...
Once, again, intelligence and maturity just eminates from everything you say, And once again, youre completely wrong about everything you say. If penises were that great, there wouldn't be lesbians. But the fact is, they aren't, and women don't need you. A woman is perfeectly happy without a man. And once again, just because I point out how immature and wrong you are doesn't mean I'm angry or bitchy or that I hate men. Men are just immature and don't know how to take a relationship seriously. As for the woman sho supposedly sleeps in your bed, she's probably too young to know any better and you just manipulated her low self esteem and took advantage of her.
And that's not all. In a separate email dated a few days later, the bitch had this to say:
I take it by your inability to answer my email that you realized I'm right. Very mature of you. I know you just have to be right and could never admit being wrong, but the fair thing to do would be for you to post my email on your site that finally got you tosee what an immature asshole you are.
Okay here goes.
Dear Bitch,
1. If penises weren't that great, why do women who pretend not to need men use fake penises to please themselves and each other?
2. If women can be so happy without men, why do angry bull dykes such as yourself get so pissed off at the meaningless ramblings of random people whose opinions rightfully shouldn't mean anything to them.
3.Yes, it does mean you're angry and bitchy and that you hate men.
4. If you're going to make the claim you aren't an angry man-hater, your very next sentence probably shouldn't be a negative sweeping generalization about men based entirely on your own half-assed opinions.
5. The woman who sleeps in my bed is older than I am. We started dating when she was 23, which is old enough to know what the hell she's doing.
6. Just because I don't check my email doesn't mean you're right.
7. If you're going to continue writing me even after not getting a response to your angry, man-hating bullshit, it comes off as a little hypocritical to say that I'm the immature one who just has to be right.