It's official. Britney Spears has gone fucking crazy. She started out with such a bright future. Every guy in the country wanted a crack at her in that Catholic school girl outfit. Now, just a few years later, she's turned herself into a laughingstock. Quickie Vegas marriages to random assholes. Reproducing with Kevin Federline. Checking into various rehab centers, only to suddenly feel all better a few hours later. Shaving her head. And now covering up her shaved head with wigs. She has written the textbook example of a star self-destructing.
And yet....................I'd still take a crack at her in that Catholic school girl outfit.