I love boobs. There, I said it. Boobs are awesome. In fact, I wish I was a boob. Being a boob would be pretty cool, except I would never stop playing with myself. Oh wait, I never stop playing with myself as it is. Anyway, boobs are great. So I decided to do a tribute to boobs. I wrote a poem about boobs. Bear in mind that I completely suck ass at writing poetry.
BOOBIES!
I love boobs, big and small, I love boobs, best of all.
I think boobs are lots of fun, I think boobs are number one.
I think boobs are really neat, they make me want to beat my meat.
I love boobs covered in lace, I love boobs rubbing my face.
I love boobs in leather black, those are huge, do they hurt your back?
I love boobs in bras of silk, make me want to say "got milk"?
I love boobs in a college dorm, and in a nurse's uniform.
I love boobs in tight red sweaters, or stretching against a t-shirt's letters.
I love boobs in t-shirts wet, hey you with the nice boobs, have we met?
I love boobs in skimpy swim wear, I'm sorry, I can't help but stare.
I saw your cleavage from above, with your boobs I am in love.
Your boobs are giving me a stiffy, I'll have my pants off in a jiffy.
Your boobs have given me an erection, I want to do them without protection.
Your boobs have made me want to suck them. I even want to titty-fuck them.
Well Dr. Seuss I am not, but there you have it. And for your viewing pleasure I created a collage of some very fine boobs. The collage is conveniently close to the size of a computer screen, so you can download it and make it your desktop wallpaper. I'm such a swell guy. Enjoy.
horny guys are beating off to my boob collage right now