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The other day I heard quite possibly the single most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life. I heard this dumb bitch say that it was cool to be gay. When everyone looked at her like the retard she is, she went on to explain that it was cool to be gay because being gay is a current fad in our culture. Bear in mind that this dumb bitch has sort of a skewed perspective on things because she and her stupid friends hang out at gay clubs and they have like fifty gay friends.

Even knowing this, my mind has a difficult time grasping the idea that being gay could be considered cool. Just because there are TV shows with gay characters now does not mean it's cool to be gay. And saying it's a fad is even more retarded than saying it's cool. You see, saying something is "cool" implies that it is a generally accepted fact that the thing discussed is a positive and desirable thing in life. While the gay lifestyle has become more accepted in our culture, it certainly isn't something the average person aspires to. Most women prefer men who like women, so obviously they don't consider homosexuality desirable, and most men find being gay to be disgusting, so they also don't find homosexuality a positive or desirable trait. The only people who consider being gay cool are gay people, and they just love to rub it in your face that they like the penis.

The other part of her assertion that being gay was a fad cracked me up too. A fad is something that a lot of people do just because it's the cool thing to do. I don't know about you, but I haven't run out to a gay club to meet a man to have sex with just because I want to fit in. I mean the very idea implies that a large percentage of the population is gay for no other reason than to get on the bandwagon. When was the last time you heard a previously straight man say "Well, I want to fit in, so I'm going to have sex with men because it's the cool thing to do." It's just not something people do.

The only perceived difference in the number of gay people is that gays are more likely to openly admit their homosexuality, because they're less likely to get their ass kicked for being gay than they were previously. That and gay people are a lot more obnoxious about being gay. Not only do they not care of you know they're gay, they want to rub their penis-loving lifestyle in your face every chance they get. They talk really loudly about all the butt-loving they've gotten or all the blowjobs they've given, they talk with that incredibly obnoxious lisp, they shake their hips and flip their hands around like girls, they randomly cheer for no apparent reason. God damn, it's enough to make me want to hit them over the head with a bat.

So I guess if being gay is cool, then I guess I'm just going to have to be a vagina-loving loser.

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