So peoplealways ask me where ui get all my inspoirations for my drunken rambles. First pf al;l, i get them because i'm drunk you fucking dipshits. People thin of some fucked up shit when they're drunk. Second of all, i 'm pretty sure i get them from God. And no, not the christian god or the jewish god or allah or jehovah, or the juju fairy on the top o f the ,mountain.
I get my ideas from the beer god. He sits in beer heaven on his throne of beer and boobs and gives inspiration to those of us loyal to hum. I'm prettys sure yhis is what the beer god looks like.
Notice the awesome majesty of the beer god, and the hosts of angels with heir glorious titties. Hanging ouit in beer heaven, filed wioth beer,m footbal, video games, and lesbians doing it for my viewing pleasure. Why hasn't anybody come up with a relijhgion like that yet? That's it, i'm starting a fucking beer church., We meet every Sunda and drink ber and watch footbll nd talk about our beer god and how he's so awesome. I'll call it Roman Cathalcoholism.. On;ly instead of saying Hail Marys we'll say Hail Bloody Marys. And instad of taking a vow of chastity to become a priest you have toi take a vow of unsobrioety. And instead of singing hyms and taking offering, we would jut drinbk beer. It's gonna be awesome.