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The following are all original articles written by me, Randy, for the purpose of both informing and entertaining you. But be sure to stay on your toes, because if you aren't careful, you might accidentally learn something.
Randy vs. the Shit of Death (5-17-05)
Star Wars Episode 3 spoiler (5-11-05)
acrappywebsite.com is going X-TREME (5-5-05)
the pros and cons of catapulting old people into the sun (5-1-05)
I wish I had been at Madison Square Garden last night (4-19-05)
I support Matt Hardy (4-17-05)
what women really want (4-15-05)
now I REALLY want to do Angelina Jolie (4-7-05)
she's dead, hopefully we can move on with our lives now (4-1-05)
Stupid-Ass Coworker Bingo (3-30-05)
why I hate grocery shopping (3-28-05)
I was wrong, I admit it (3-22-05)
Mark McGwire is a cheating faggot (3-22-05)
a list of all the important contributions women have made to society (3-16-05)
the integrity of Major League Baseball, and other such nonsense (3-16-05)
it is not cool to be gay (3-11-05)
say hello to some irritating catch phrases (3-8-05)
my plan to get famous (3-6-05)
the best sex I've ever had (3-2-05)
Paris Hilton is a retarded whore (2-25-05)
why rugby players are gay (2-22-05)
kids say the darndest idiotic bullshit (2-18-05)
gee, I wonder why people think cops are assholes (2-18-05)
most romantic Valentine's Day dinner ever (2-14-05)
Buddha is not a fat green guy (2-11-05)
country music is for ignorant hillbillies (1-20-05)
CLICK HERE IF YOU HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION! (1-20-05)
Is Your Child A Goth? (1-10-05)
being naked with your kids (1-7-05)
See you next year HA HA HA! (1-2-05)
2004, a crappy year in review (12-31-04)
I hate my neighbors (12-29-04)
my New Year's resolution (12-28-04)
you're entitled to your own opinion (12-27-04)
"Express Lane" means it's supposed to go faster (12-27-04)
women's sports suck (12-27-04)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! (12-25-04)
The Caveman who Stole Christmas (12-22-04)
discipline your fucking kids (12-21-04)
Annoying Shitheads Anonymous (12-21-04)
no asshole, I'm not going to see Meet the Fockers (12-19-04)
God dammit, stop giving Vin Diesel movie parts (12-19-04)
shut the fuck up, hippie (12-18-04)
finally, a talk show that doesn't suck (12-16-04)
my official stance on gays (12-13-04)
worst Christmas specials ever (12-11-04)
sexual harassment or national security? (12-11-04)
I'm sorry not everyone is as smart as you (12-6-04)
take off your fucking Santa hat asshole, you look like a fag (12-5-04)
a crappy tribute to boobies (12-5-04)
acrappywebsite.com: moreoffensive than porn (12-3-04)
old people are funny (12-2-04)
quiet everybody, Jesse Jackson has an opinion (11-30-04)
I want to do Angelina Jolie (11-28-04)
hottest Disney chick ever (11-27-04)
I suck at video games (11-26-04)
what I am thankful for (11-25-04)
where Jesus really came from (11-24-04)
things I would rather do than go to church (11-23-04)
and I thought Ii bitched a lot (11-23-04)
cuss control update: O'Connor's rebuttal (11-21-04)
James O'Connor is a fucking asshole (11-20-04)
the whore checklist (11-19-04)
Bill Clinton is a pussy (11-18-04)
THE Ohio State University (11-18-04)
desperate ABC executives (11-18-04)
you're fat, get over it (11-12-04)
Veteran's Day isn't a real holiday, go to work (11-11-04)
God dammit I hate Christmas (11-11-04)
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