Chuck from Nashville writes:
Randy, I enjoy your web essays. Regarding aroma therapy, the best response would have been to gas the peddlers. Be it a belch or fart, you must fight aroma with aroma. Keep up the great work.
Damn! Why didn't I think of that? Normally I'm the first person to think of using my ass as a weapon. Next time, I'll be certain to let one rip. That'll show those assholes. Thanks for the suggestion and I'm glad you enjoy the site.
-randy