I just got back from the mall and I'm really pissed off. First of all, I hadn't been to the mall in like fifteen years, so everything was different and it took me a year and a half to find EB Games. Then, as I was walking past the God damn Disney store (which I didn't even know was there) trying to ignore all the screaming little kids, some dick clown came over and said "Sir, would you like to try out some of my aroma therapy?
What kind of faggot do I look like? Fucking aroma therapy? I was deeply offended by this, so then the guy from the fucking Indian weaving and pottery stand came over to cheer me up by showing me some of his baskets. First, some asshole wants me to try his aroma therapy, and then I'm supposed to buy a fucking basket. And the real crackup was when I somehow managed to not punch them both out for the attack on my masculinity and just ignore them and walk away, AND THEY ACTUALLY ACTED LIKE I WAS THE ASSHOLE! What the fuck? What happened to the good old days when you'd get your ass kicked for making suggestions like that?
Faggots.