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There has been quite an uproar in the news recently over airport security. Apparently, according to new security regulations, it is now okay for pat downs at airports to include more sensitive body parts. Before, it was a serious no-no for airport security to feel a passenger's breasts to check for weapons, but this is now acceptable practice. There is at least one airport that has taken these practices one step further and allows full strip searches, without any real justification. Many passengers, mostly women, have been taken into back hallways or offices and ordered to completely strip so that security can check to see if passengers are hiding unobservable weapons under their clothes. Large breasted women, it seems, are targeted most often because, as the head of security at one airport said, "How do we know those are really breasts and not weapons?" There was even a report of a few women being told to get naked and then walk a line with their legs spread wide apart, because security wanted to make sure they weren't hiding anything in their vaginas. I just have to one thing to say about this kind of behavior.

What a great job! I mean think about it, these guys get to tell hot women to take their clothes off and say it's for reasons of national security. And if she has big boobs, apparently it's almost expected that you make sure they are boobs and not weapons. I'm going to kill my guidance counselor. While he was suggesting I waste my money by going to college to get into the business world, I could have gone into airport security where it's acceptable practice to degrade women by forcing them to strip naked and feel their boobs. God, what a great job. I'm sure eventually somebody will get their ass fired for this, but it's going to be the person at the top who ok 'ed all of this, not the perverts at the bottom of the food chain who are the ones actually making all these women show them their rack. They're just doing their job. We should thank them. If it weren't for these heroic security workers, a small-breasted woman could hide a grenade in her bra and surround it with tissue, posing as a big-breasted woman and we would never know until the plane blew up. God bless these brave souls for having the courage to do the unpopular thing and subject women to strip searches for no good reason.

crap from 2004