OH MY GOD! IT'S 6-6-6! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! EVERYBODY RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!
But seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Oh my God, it's the sixth day of the sixth month of the two thousand and sixth year, everyone hit the panic button. What the fuck is everybody freaking out about? Of course, when I say "everybody" I really mean a large minority of raving superstitious dumbasses who panic at the slightest thing. I suspect it's the same people freaking out about 6-6-06 as went ape shit about Y2K. The same wastes of semen who spent the entire previous year building shelters, stocking up on a metric ton of canned food, and then felt like total dipshits the next morning when absolutely nothing bad happened. And the same dumbasses who flip out on Friday the 13th. Hey, guess what people, we have one or two of them every single year and nothing tragic ever happens. Or if it does, it's totally random.
Here's what really gets me about all these superstitious fucktards who get their panties in a bunch every time something like this happens. Have you people ever considered that this is the 20th 6-6-06 there has been since the death of Christ? That's TWENTY. As in, IT ALREADY HAPPENED NINETEEN FUCKING TIMES YOU JACKASS. What tragic event happened on June 6, 1906? June 6, 1806? June 6th, anything-06? Yeah, I can't think of anything either. The world didn't end any of those days, the anti-Christ didn't come and enslave the entire world. Satan didn't come up and burn all of us alive. Good Charlotte didn't lead an emo-faggot revolution and take over the world. And you know what? None of that is going to happen this year either. But the real crackup is that when you mention how nothing has ever happened on any of the previous 6-6-06's, people will then think, oh my God, you're right, that means we're REALLY fucked this year, because we're overdue. People just don't fucking get it. It's like trying to explain nuclear physics to a fucking monkey. They just stare blankly at you, then fling their shit at you.