time warner = retards pt 4 (4-25-08)
celebrity whore championship update (4-24-08)
drunken ramble: best idea ever (4-18-08)
confirmation that rugby players are gay (4-17-08)
all 32 entrants in the fourth annual Celebrity Whore Championship Tournament (4-10-08)
time warner = retards pt 3 (4-8-08)
greetings from the Navy (new email) (4-8-08)
new email address/slight delay in voting for fourth annual Celebrity Whore Championship (3-31-08)
time warner = retards pt 2 (3-25-08)
Celebrity Whore Championship IV (3-16-08)
drunken rambling: fuck obama (3-1-08)
drunken rambling: good places to have sex (2-24-08)
valentine's day gift ideas (2-14-08)
HARDCORE PICS OF TOM BRADY AND BILL BELICHICK!!! XXX!!! (2-6-08)
why the music industry is in trouble (1-23-08)
Disney World park rules (1-12-08)
best...wedding...ever (1-04-08)
2007: a crappy year in review (12-28-07)
Christmas traditions (12-25-07)
fucking Foot Locker (12-22-07)
"The God Who Wasn't There": an honest critique (12-18-07)
chicks are like cars (new email)(12-05-07)
that's not a fucking parking space asshole (11-27-07)
what i'm thankful for this year (11-22-07)
drunken rambling: titties (11-10-07)
why i'm going to hell (10-26-07)
how to score with chicks (new email)(10-6-07)
why weddings are full of sexist bullshit (9-30-07)
time warner = retards (9-21-07)
ask randy: my girlfriend might be going away to college (9-11-07)
good days and great days (9-1-07)
what makes a good porno? (8-25-07)
a crappy guide to bachelorhood (really old email) (8-18-07)
...and you want me to give you a job? (8-9-07)
how big of an asshole are you? (7-31-07)
hey assholes, avril lavigne is NOT punk (7-24-07)
shutup and make me a meatloaf bitch: new email (7-10-07)
maybe our legal system works after all (6-9-07)
i fucking hate people (5-30-07)
11 movies I won't be seeing this summer (5-22-07)
the new Celebrity Whore Champion (5-13-07)
if i nailed kirsten dunst (5-7-07)
holy crap! someone beat paris hilton! (5-7-07)
cheating on your girlfriend: new email (4-28-07)
the final four whores in the Celebrity Whore Championship (4-28-07)
a crappy tourist's guide to surviving france (4-27-07)
i wanna be your girlfriend (new email) (4-12-07)
so what have we learned the last few months? (4-3-07)
cut your fucking hair, hippie (3-31-07)
the 32 entrants into this year's Celebrity Whore Championship (3-31-07)
archive your site (new email) (3-23-07)
what the hell is wrong with you people? (3-23-07)
announcing the third installment of the Celebrity Whore Championship (3-13-07)
why i hate good charlotte so much (new email) (3-10-07)
britney spears, the good, the bad, and the bald (3-10-07)
my theory about the dixie chicks (2-27-07)
cool ways to break up with your girlfriend (2-25-07)
a summary of all popular conversation since the death of anna nicole smith (2-13-07)
wal-mart employees are fucking retarded (2-4-07)
ask randy : bros before hos (1-9-07)
2006, a crappy year in review (1-2-06)
all I want for christmas (12-24-06)
coming soon, from the makers of dance dance revolution and guitar hero (12-12-06)
bull-dyke email part 3...and 4 (12-9-06)
ask randy: how to break the "just friends" barrier (12-9-06)
dell = piece of shit (12-1-06)
the bull-dyke writes back (new email) (11-23-06)
what I'm thankful for this year (11-23-06)
uh-oh, I pissed off some bull-dyke (new email) (11-17-06)
having a penis is awesome (11-10-06)
fight aroma with aroma: new fan mail (11-03-06)
stop bending over backwards for kids (11-03-06)
things that scare me this halloween (10-31-06)
no asshole, I don't want to try your fucking aroma therapy (10-24-06)
south park episode 1008 - make love not warcraft: corrections (10-18-06)
decorations are gay (10-13-06)
five reasons god intended for us to be sexual deviants (9-29-06)
shut the fuck up and cut my hair bitch (9-22-06)
how to outsmart lying, manipulative bitches (9-22-06)
i wish i was kevin federline (9-12-06)
joan rivers is a nasty old bitch (9-2-06)
there's a fucking rug on my toilet (8-29-06)
HOLY SHIT! LANCE BASS IS GAY? (8-8-06)
ask randy: when is it okay to lie to women? (8-8-06)
best.....email.....ever (7-25-06)
why won't you make fun of coldplay?: new email (7-25-06)
coldplay sucks: new email (7-18-06)
watching people act like assholes on TV (7-11-06)
superman returns : questions (7-3-06)
things dumbasses say to try and convince people they're smart (6-27-06)
oh my god, it's 6-6-06, everyone panic (6-6-06)
The da vinci code: how to make a shitty movie and insult my intelligence at the same time (5-22-06)
why getting haircuts pisses me off (5-16-06)
ask randy: is college really a waste? (5-7-06)
ask randy : i want to do this hot whore with hot boobs (4-27-06)
email: what happened to emo faggots part two? (4-27-06)
the final results of the Celebrity Whore Championship (4-27-06)
13 reasons everyone should watch v for vendetta (4-17-06)
how emo pussies are destroying society (4-11-06)
all the entrants in the second annual Celebrity Whore Championship (4-1-06)
isaac hayes is a hypocritical fartknocker (3-16-06)
my neighbors got a new dog (3-10-06)
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